In the practice room

Me: I suck.
Me: I've only had this piece since Tuesday, I don't suck.
Me: I suck. Maybe I wouldn't suck if I didn't miss that day of practice back in 2007.
Me: *nails passage* WATCH OUT HOROWITZ
Me: I could play this two days ago. Why can't I play it now?
Me: Maybe I should take off my ring.
Me: *messes up* Nope it's just me I'm bound to be a failed musician I will never have enough money for an apartment of my own let alone a family.
Me: *cries*
Me: *meditates*
Me: *succeeds at passage* I can do this!
Me: *messes up* No I can't...